SAINS

My dad's tutoring seems to give a good impact to both my bro and sis, ayum and je'.they sort of enjoying it very much, so far. so, tonight, another session was conducted and the subject chosen was science subject. since, their's study tables are opposites to my room, so i can see and hear every single of "learning process"going on.hhahahhahhaha

abah: hari ni kita belajar sains.mana buku??
je'/ ayum: (bukak buku sains)
abah: kita belajar pasal microorganisme...bla...bla..bla..blah...blah...blah la...bla..bla

my dad did mentioned about some examples of microorganisme like ameoba, paramesium and yis. which then my sis asked this one question

je': macam mana yis ni bole ader??
(if this question being refined scientifically, it means "yis ni datang dari mana?" or "apakah sumber yis?"..."dari pokok ker..haiwan ker?" which requires a scientific and logical answers)

my dad stayed quiet for about 5 seconds.......then he answered..

abah: yis ni datang dari ALLAH...tuhan yang jadikan yis (tersengih)

i was with my mom at that time whose helping my sis and bro to wrap theirs text book.we heard that answer and

bb/mak: wakakkakakkkakakkakakakak....
mak: hahakakhakaa...
abah: (sengih)
mak: terangkanla kat dia yis ni datang dari mana

not that we laughed that yis is one of GOD creation. we knew it very well that ALLAH is the mighty creator and to HIM where we belong. but ALLAH does creates things for a reason..especially to those layman like us..logical and scientific reason really does matter.so my dad started to explain to them.but this time, my dad did a short story telling ..here it goes

abah: pada suatu hari, ada seekor lalat ni.dia terbang dekat kawasan sampah nak cari makanan.tengah dia cari makanan, mikroorganisma ni TERSANGKUT kat kaki lalat ni.mikroorganisma ni dudukla kat kaki lalat ni dengan keadaan TERSANGKUT kat situ. tiba2 lalat ni hinggap kat makanan je' ngan ayum. mikroorganisma yg TERSANGKUT tadi pon TURUN la kat makanan ayum ngan je' tadi. bila ayum ngn je' makan, nanti ayum ngn je' kenala sakit perut....macam cirit birit ke..muntah2 ker...

bb: wakakakakkakak.....TERSANGKUT kat kaki...wakakkakakakakka..bole plak camtu...wahahahahhahaha

i was laughing my ass off and still keep on laughing while writing this entry.as it keep on replaying the moment over and over again....can u just imagine the way of the microorganisme TERSANGKUT....wakkakakakkaka...tak bley blah..

p/s: my dad used to be a teacher back then. he done it very well in explaining especially when it comes to history..but when it comes to science...its hillarious..which stick in our mind forever..im even laughing right now...wahauhauhaua