faLLinG

On our back from cameron H, we stopped by at this street stall, forgot what was the name but it is known of its deliciously superb char kuew teow and nasik lemak. choosen as our family spot when it comes to having our day out. though it just a street stall, but people was queing crazily (panjang nak mamposss) just to get the order. so as the others queing, i also did a contribution by making the que more longer..perghh!!

while standing in the line, i did some poses that acquired me to feel a bit of ease from the stress of waiting another 10 more persons in front me to get their order. the pose i did was not that overly done (jaga reputasi daa).just some gestures switching. left feet up to right feet up, folding arms to left right head turning, "menggeliat sambil stretching badan" to "menggoyang pinggul...ewaahhh", singing to whistling and including "pengusyaran manusia"..

after a while, i found myself having too much of that so called quiet-movement which who knows, might atrract people attention. 3 more peeps to go, so i decided to stand still and looking forward directly to the char kuew teow cook. after 15 seconds of that stillness, i had this sense of feeling that my body was floating...howaahhh!!.and realized that i was diffracted at 45deg angle (agakan sembarangan) from the way i was standing before and somehow aku mempunyai kebarangkalian menjatuhkan diri akuh dengan bergayanyerr di situ, di depan ramai nak mamposs punyer orang...adeh...adeh..

but...to my luck, my sister was there standing right beside me. so, i landed "softly" on her shoulder..with that landing, my legs were spontaneously made this huge "kangkangan" to prevent me from falling and pencalaran imej serta reputasi aku ketika ituh....wahauhauha...my sis, fara looked me with the look that i probably read as "weh, apahal plak minah ni??giler eh??". (wahuahuaha..aku sangat hebat dalam membacer pandangan manusia)..

wahuahuahua..hell with that..im totally gratefull that i was destined not to fall at that time. (aku sangat bernaseb baek kali inih)but wonder, what had cause my about-to-fall just now..here are some probabilities that might explain why did it happened. which one suites the best, only god knows..


1) mungkinkah aku mengalami kelaparan yg dasattt , otak yang agak kekosongan seperti perot ku maka terjadilah demikian...hmmm..

2) mungkinkah aku sangat "slim", maka apabila angin bertiup, aku sangat mudah terumbang ambing...hmmmm....

3) mungkinkah jua aku sangat "tinggi" ditambah "keslimman" aku, menambahkan lagi ketidak stabilan aku berbanding orang yg "pendek" dan "tambun"...hmmmm

4) atau mungkinkah, aku menagih simpati tukang masak char kuew teow tersebut supaya memasakkan char kueh teow aku dahulu...hmmm

5) atau mungkin...mungkinla kan...aku teringin mamat-mamat ensem yg tengah makan kat situ nyambut penumbangan aku ituh...wakakakakkakakkaka..(agak menggatal sket disituh)

6) atau..paling senang...aku rase nak jatoh..ikot suker aaa..."aper ko kesah???"..and "boleblah"


p/s: aku menidurkan diri dalam keadaan penoh tanda tanyaa.....wahuahauhauha