Hmmmm...

This happened few hours ago. i was doing some net surfing in my room when out of sudden my phone rang..'talipon berbunyi..ohh talipon berbunyi'..(not exactly "berbunyi" la because my phone was in silence mode. i realized it when i saw a blinking of blue light coming from my nokia 3315..yerr...talipon aku sangat antik..sila diam!!)

adeh..as usual, i had this sindrom of laziness in picking up the call.haih..i looked down to the screen..it was abah calling.ahhh..sudahh..mesti ader bender dia nak suroh nih..so, i did picked up the call.

bb : hmmmm..(dengan malasnyerrr)

abah: hah nya..ko make sure ayum dan je' solat maghrib, baca quran and buat kerja sekolah tau!!!

bb : (mendengar jer)

abah : make sure diorang buat tu smua

bb : HMMMMMMMMMM....(kali ni peneranan suara adalah lebih jelas)

abah : hissshhhh....macam LEMBUU

bb : abaahhhhhh!!!...sengal giler...wakkakakakakkakakakakakak

abah : wakkakakakakkakakakakakka...buat la lagi..

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Another incident which more or less the same as conversation that i had with my mother, a few months ago. agak kesadisan jugak..

i was buzy doing some work at the postgraduate room, which then i received a call from my mother.the phone was in silence mode as well but this time, the phone was vibrating and it makes this sound.."brrrrrr....brrrrr...brrrrr" which might let people in the room get annoyed with. so, i answered the call

mak : hello

bb: HAAAA (sangat low tone tapi agak kuat)

mak : hello, bole cakap dengan fariza??

bb : nya la niiii!!!!

mak : astaghfiruaallah....aku ingat JANTAN mane tadi...

bb : hah!!..mender makkkkk ni ....wkakakakkakakkakakakakkak

mak : yerlaaa...mati2 ingatkan jantan mana tadi..sebijik macam JANTAN....wahuahauhauahau

bb: wkakakakakakakkakakak.....adeh


p/s: aku sudah agak terbiasa dengan teguran sebegitu...ohhh

faLLinG

On our back from cameron H, we stopped by at this street stall, forgot what was the name but it is known of its deliciously superb char kuew teow and nasik lemak. choosen as our family spot when it comes to having our day out. though it just a street stall, but people was queing crazily (panjang nak mamposss) just to get the order. so as the others queing, i also did a contribution by making the que more longer..perghh!!

while standing in the line, i did some poses that acquired me to feel a bit of ease from the stress of waiting another 10 more persons in front me to get their order. the pose i did was not that overly done (jaga reputasi daa).just some gestures switching. left feet up to right feet up, folding arms to left right head turning, "menggeliat sambil stretching badan" to "menggoyang pinggul...ewaahhh", singing to whistling and including "pengusyaran manusia"..

after a while, i found myself having too much of that so called quiet-movement which who knows, might atrract people attention. 3 more peeps to go, so i decided to stand still and looking forward directly to the char kuew teow cook. after 15 seconds of that stillness, i had this sense of feeling that my body was floating...howaahhh!!.and realized that i was diffracted at 45deg angle (agakan sembarangan) from the way i was standing before and somehow aku mempunyai kebarangkalian menjatuhkan diri akuh dengan bergayanyerr di situ, di depan ramai nak mamposs punyer orang...adeh...adeh..

but...to my luck, my sister was there standing right beside me. so, i landed "softly" on her shoulder..with that landing, my legs were spontaneously made this huge "kangkangan" to prevent me from falling and pencalaran imej serta reputasi aku ketika ituh....wahauhauha...my sis, fara looked me with the look that i probably read as "weh, apahal plak minah ni??giler eh??". (wahuahuaha..aku sangat hebat dalam membacer pandangan manusia)..

wahuahuahua..hell with that..im totally gratefull that i was destined not to fall at that time. (aku sangat bernaseb baek kali inih)but wonder, what had cause my about-to-fall just now..here are some probabilities that might explain why did it happened. which one suites the best, only god knows..


1) mungkinkah aku mengalami kelaparan yg dasattt , otak yang agak kekosongan seperti perot ku maka terjadilah demikian...hmmm..

2) mungkinkah aku sangat "slim", maka apabila angin bertiup, aku sangat mudah terumbang ambing...hmmmm....

3) mungkinkah jua aku sangat "tinggi" ditambah "keslimman" aku, menambahkan lagi ketidak stabilan aku berbanding orang yg "pendek" dan "tambun"...hmmmm

4) atau mungkinkah, aku menagih simpati tukang masak char kuew teow tersebut supaya memasakkan char kueh teow aku dahulu...hmmm

5) atau mungkin...mungkinla kan...aku teringin mamat-mamat ensem yg tengah makan kat situ nyambut penumbangan aku ituh...wakakakakkakakkaka..(agak menggatal sket disituh)

6) atau..paling senang...aku rase nak jatoh..ikot suker aaa..."aper ko kesah???"..and "boleblah"


p/s: aku menidurkan diri dalam keadaan penoh tanda tanyaa.....wahuahauhauha

membelai..

we were watching anugerah juara lagu 2008 tonight. i was lying down on a couch with my head facing the television. so, at that time..spider band is performing theirs song entitle "BILA NAK SAKSI"...the song was quite LAYAN to me with the lyric was sang perfectly by husky voice spiders vocalist, tam..my sister je' was sitting beside me at that time. just when tam started his singing, there is one line of the lyric saying..(the one with red font)

Wajahmu kerap kumimpi
Wajahmu sering kupuja
Buatku terasa sepi

Kala ku bukakan mata
Kau masih belumpun kupunya
Rinduku masih kau tak peka

Cintamu kerap kumimpi
Cintamu sering kudamba
Buatku terasa sedih

Kala ku bukakan mata
Kau masih belumpun kudakap
Rinduku masih kau tak singkap

Bila nak saksi kau datang terkulai?
Bila nak saksi kau datang membelai?
Bila nak saksi cintaku sampai?

Dirimu kerap ku mimpi
Dirimu sering ku khayal
Aku angan-angankan kau dapat bersama
Nyatakan cinta yang terpendam
Membina istana tersergam

Bila nak saksi kau datang terkulai?
Bila nak saksi kau datang membelai?
Bila nak saksi cintaku sampai?

Kau masih belumpun kupunya
Rinduku masih kau tak peka

Bila nak saksi kau datang terkulai?
Bila nak saksi kau datang membelai?
Bila nak saksi cintaku sampai?
Bila nak saksi cintamu kugapai?

Dirimu kerap ku mimpi
Dirimu sering ku khayal
Aku angan-angankan


during that part...je' asked me something..

je': kak nya...MEMBELAI tu mcam ni eh..(sambil mengusap-usap belakang aku yg ketika itu sedang berbaring)

bb: tu bukan MEMBELAI....tu namenyer MERABA-RABA...

je': (dengan tidak semena-mena...dia telah menghempok belakang ku yg tadi di BELAI, dengan agak kuat...sampai tersedak aku...pasal aku baring meniarap)

bb: adeh...sengal punyer budak...(kener hempok balik)

p/s: hempokan spontaneously...

MARJERIN!!

Today has been extremely dully day. so i went to upm with my sis, je'. the reason she agreed to follow me this time is that i ve promissed her to buy her "shinggam" (chewing gum daa) if she helps me to do smthing which i totally forgot about it now.so, she did help me and keep on "merengek" wanting the shinggam eversince.so after the stop by at 7-11, we headed straight to upm.i brought her to my lab and luckily no one there, so not much attention that i could bear to make sure she is not disturbing others. after a while, she did some inspections in the lab...

je': kak nya..ni aper??(sambil menunjuk ke arah larutan kuning di dalam bikar)
bb: hah..aper??.mane?? (toleh ke belakang sekejap)
je': ni hah...(tunjuk lagi)
bb: adeh...(aper aku nak cakap kat budak ni bagi paham)...oooo...tu minyak la..tu sebab warna kuning (aku bantai)

banyak lagi dia tanya...aku layan kan ajer..sampai tak ingat aper dier tanye...pasal banyak sangat

then suddenly she asked this one question..

je': kak nya...ni aper?? (sambil menunding ke arah satu colum cromatography yg sangat besar)
bb: hah..(aku da malas..)..
je': ni hah ..yg kuning2 dalam ni hah??
bb: maner??(toleh belakang lagi)
je': ni hah la...MARJERIN eh??
bb: hah........muahhakhakahkahkahkah (sterosnyer)..maner ader MARJERIN dalam lab nih


aku menerangkan...

bb: bukanla je'..tu minyakla...yang putih2 tu pasir..dia bubuh minyak tu dekat pasir tu pasal nak buang kekotoran kat minyak tuh...nanti yang keluar baru la minyak bersih..(begitu aku menerangkan....)

mugkin, bila setiap kali dia tanya soklan "ni aper?"..aku akan cakapp..."ni minyak"..."ni minyak jugak"..."ni pon minyak lagi"..."lagi2 minyak"..."weh...ni minyak daa...brapa kali nak tanya"...so biler yang ni...dier kasi wild guess la...mane tau betolll....wahauhauahuahuaha...MARJERINN...satu keluarga la tuhhhh

p/s: to those who does not know what column chromatography (CC) is, lin, CC is actually a method of separating product from undesired compound in a process called purification..so, in this case..kira nak purified minyak laaa...hah, asrul...ko tau tak bender nih???wakakakkakakakka

SAINS

My dad's tutoring seems to give a good impact to both my bro and sis, ayum and je'.they sort of enjoying it very much, so far. so, tonight, another session was conducted and the subject chosen was science subject. since, their's study tables are opposites to my room, so i can see and hear every single of "learning process"going on.hhahahhahhaha

abah: hari ni kita belajar sains.mana buku??
je'/ ayum: (bukak buku sains)
abah: kita belajar pasal microorganisme...bla...bla..bla..blah...blah...blah la...bla..bla

my dad did mentioned about some examples of microorganisme like ameoba, paramesium and yis. which then my sis asked this one question

je': macam mana yis ni bole ader??
(if this question being refined scientifically, it means "yis ni datang dari mana?" or "apakah sumber yis?"..."dari pokok ker..haiwan ker?" which requires a scientific and logical answers)

my dad stayed quiet for about 5 seconds.......then he answered..

abah: yis ni datang dari ALLAH...tuhan yang jadikan yis (tersengih)

i was with my mom at that time whose helping my sis and bro to wrap theirs text book.we heard that answer and

bb/mak: wakakkakakkkakakkakakakak....
mak: hahakakhakaa...
abah: (sengih)
mak: terangkanla kat dia yis ni datang dari mana

not that we laughed that yis is one of GOD creation. we knew it very well that ALLAH is the mighty creator and to HIM where we belong. but ALLAH does creates things for a reason..especially to those layman like us..logical and scientific reason really does matter.so my dad started to explain to them.but this time, my dad did a short story telling ..here it goes

abah: pada suatu hari, ada seekor lalat ni.dia terbang dekat kawasan sampah nak cari makanan.tengah dia cari makanan, mikroorganisma ni TERSANGKUT kat kaki lalat ni.mikroorganisma ni dudukla kat kaki lalat ni dengan keadaan TERSANGKUT kat situ. tiba2 lalat ni hinggap kat makanan je' ngan ayum. mikroorganisma yg TERSANGKUT tadi pon TURUN la kat makanan ayum ngan je' tadi. bila ayum ngn je' makan, nanti ayum ngn je' kenala sakit perut....macam cirit birit ke..muntah2 ker...

bb: wakakakakkakak.....TERSANGKUT kat kaki...wakakkakakakakka..bole plak camtu...wahahahahhahaha

i was laughing my ass off and still keep on laughing while writing this entry.as it keep on replaying the moment over and over again....can u just imagine the way of the microorganisme TERSANGKUT....wakkakakakkaka...tak bley blah..

p/s: my dad used to be a teacher back then. he done it very well in explaining especially when it comes to history..but when it comes to science...its hillarious..which stick in our mind forever..im even laughing right now...wahauhauhaua

i slap u!!

We were about to check out from the hotel we stayed in melaka. i carried my things including my laptop bag to our car with all my siblings already inside. so, i was looking for a safe place to put my bag and decided to put it at the back seat together with both my small sis and bro, je' and ayum. i put the bag,and said to both of them to take caution of my bag.this time i spoke in english..broken laa...sajer test power..hee

bb: ayum, je'...u take care of my bag aaa'
ayum/je': taknak!!!
bb: hey...u take care of my bag tau!!u know what take care means or not??know or not?
je': take care tu jaga diri kan..
bb: haaa...very good!!
je': maknenyer beg tu jaga diri sendirila eh
bb: adeh...wahauhauhauha (aku ngan adek aku yg laen gelak)
je': (blurr)

then i said again
bb: u take care aa...u take care aa...if anything happens to my bag..ill slap both of u, then u know

suddenly ayum replied

ayum: I SLAP U WITH MY PALM!!!

bb/sis: wakakakkakakakkakakakka....ader palm tuhhhh!!!..wahauhauhaua

p/s: he is improving...hahhahha

MOTHER FINGER

i keep on smiling everytime when i think off this. a few days back, my bro, ayum asked me one question about his science subject. then he came out with this question

ayum: kak nya, ibu jari dalam bahasa inggeris ape ek?
bb: (tengah bercakap dengan adek lagi sorang...so tak perasan)
ayum: ibu jari dlm bahasa inggeris "MOTHER FINGER" eh??? (kuat sket)
bb: hah....wakkakakakkakakka...MOTHER FINGER...wakkakaka...
ayum: (sengih)
bb: huagahuauaha...apa daa ayum...thumb laaa....huahuahua..MOTHER FINGERRRRRRR..

p/s: though, he used to retaliate everytime i say something which sometimes he irritates me. but he listens to me (kalo tak aku sepak...muahahahah)

DistractioN....

i got this assignment which i volunteered myself to do it. i guess a little of distraction from my target just wont do any harm..naa..however, i find myself so into it, so focused, so attracted and sorta addicted to it.nothing much actually, just some designing stuff..muahhahahha..

im so into it until im aching the whole body due to statically sitting for several hours plus dizziness cause by prolong of staring at my laptop..just cant stop.and i definitely need to divert the attention to something else which for now, about time, we'll depart to me-la-ka bandar bersejarah (hoah) to spend our weekend there..kinda desperately need a holiday. last week we've been to genting H, this week melaka, and next...wud be cameron H..

haih...im a plain boring shit right now and dont exactly have any idea why im writing this...just something to drain off...apa daa

p/s: spending a quality time with family especially with siblings, seems to adress a contented feeling to myself lately

SHIT!!

I lost my bloody f**king planner.feeling shit this whole week and it chase away my f**king mood in almost doing everything. and its actually f**king hard to put a smile on ur face while ur heart is full with worries.. after 21 years of not having a proper plan in my life, having a planner for this year seems to be cool to me where i can simply keep track everything ive done and at the same time planning for the future. shittt...believe it or not, having a planner is actually my 2009 resolution that i could think off..so, when i f**king lost it, it really affect the drive of motivation inside me...pluss...i did my list down thesis topic in it...damn shit...arrrgggghhhhh

p/s: pardon me...its a planner...not a diary ok..im just not a diary girl at least not for now..this is really a big deal for me...since i have a blog..so, what the heck

MImpi JAdiK kenYATaaN??

i was watching a thriller movie SHROOM where one of the scene involves the dream of this young lady whose high on this thing called SHROOM (ala2 dadah gtu but much cooler sebab bole khayal lagi lamer). in her dream, she saw all her frends were killed brutally by a man wearing a black robe. and it turned out to be true when she wakes up from her sleep.

nak dijadikan cerita, my sis, je', who is suppose to do her homework at that time , tiba2 menyelit secara senyap2 sebab nak tengok tv punya pasall. it was the climaks part of the movie, so i didnt quite notice she was there until she say this

je': dia mimpi eh kak nya??
bb: (ngangguk)
je': macam mimpi jadik kenyataan la
bb: hmmm...
je': je' pon slalu mimpi jadik kenyataan
bb: hah...(tak bley blah)
je': pagi tadi pon je' mimpi jadik kenyataan...
bb: hah....(lagi tak bley blah)...wakakkakakakakkak..(terganggu konsentrasi aku)

p/s: mybe its true je' is 'oftenly' having a dream come true..cuma ayat itu sungguh mencuit pangakal hatiku...oooohhhh...je'

tinGGi...

kerana kelaparan yg tidak bole blah lagi, kami (me and my sis, fara) membuat keputusan to have our supper at mamak.."dey..mapley satu". ketika sedang bertungkus lumus untuk bersiap..out of the blue, si fara ni sound

fara: nya kira dah tak bley tinggi lagi kan???
bb: apasal plak...(angkat kening..buat muka)...bole lah (sengehh)
fara : apasal plak bole tinggi????? ????? (kuang ajoooo)
bb: diam la ko

p/s: mentang2 ko tinggi dari aku...ko belagakkkkk....yg penting B lagi pendek dari aku...muahhhahahhahah

tuliSAn BesaR

abah did a favor today. my sis and bro (je' and ayum) were supposed to attend their first day of tuition at the tuition centre,instead he offered himself to give some sort of 'ala-ala tuition la kununnn' to both of them. so what he did, he asked them to do a math exercises..i was too excited to actually see them sitting quietly and doing works....muahhahahahha...akhirnyerr..which then i saw both of theirs handwritten

bb : je', cubela tulis besar2 sikit...baru nampakkk..macam ayum tu hah
je': alah..je' tak biaselaaaa....
ayum: (ssedang menulis)
bb: biasekan laa....tau tak, org yg tulisan dier besar dan jelas, aderlah seorang yang YAKIN (makin lama suara aku makin kuat)

bb : orang yg tulisan dier bsar, aderlah seorang yg sangat JELAS dan BERANI
(lagi kuat....)

bb: orang yang tulisan dier besar, aderlah seorang yang ........
(lagi kuatttttt...tapi aku berenti kejap pikir nak cakap aper)

tiba2...si ayum menyampuk
bb : orang yg tulisan dier besar, adela seorang.....(kuatttt)
ayum: MENGGONDOLLLL ..(sambil menyambung menulis semula)

bb : wakkakakakakkak...diamla....tulisan dahla burokkkk!!!!

p/s: ayum suka menulis menggunakan pensel 2b batang yg mempunyai mata yang tumpul sambil menekan pensel ituh..kalo nak padam, mesti kertas jadi hitam, sebab dia malas nak padam bersih2....muhaahhahhahah

GEntING thE hIGH Land

while on our way to genting H, we noticed this big entrance of genting H with the unfriendly faces of pak guards guarding in front it. i asked my abah...

bb : ooooo ni ker genting punyer entrance
abah: (ngangguk)
bb : ooo....ni yang si GOH CHOK TONG punyer tu eh...(aku rase cam pelik jer bunyik)
siblings: (blurrred)

tiba2

bb : ooowwhhh...silappp...LIM GOH TONG
siblings: wakakkakakakakkakakakkakaa......GOH CHOK TONG
bb : wakkakakakka...CHOKTONG..CHOKTONG ewahhhh...wakkakakak
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hah??

while celebrating mak's birthday

bb : abes nak g mane ni??sunway lagoon ke genting??
sis : genting laa..senang sikit..kalo sunway kena book through internet baru murah
bro: ok..ye'..ye'
bb: alahhh...tapi aku tringin nak g sunway...muahhahaha

tiba-tiba...

mak: alah..sunway nanti ko pergila ngn tunang ko..
bb : hah????
siblings: (gelakkan aku giler2)

siot..

bb : abah..tengok mak..ader dier soh merendek ngn tunang kat sunway..(kononnn)
abah: issshhhh
mak : alah...ko jalan la depan...mak ngn abah ikot kat belakang..(tersengehhhhh)
bb: hah???...adehhh
sis : wakakkakakakka...bf pon takder...ader hati tunang (dier mmg kurang ajor)

p/s: aku bukan mencari publisiti murahan dengan mengatakan aku single dan available.ok