Hmmmm...

This happened few hours ago. i was doing some net surfing in my room when out of sudden my phone rang..'talipon berbunyi..ohh talipon berbunyi'..(not exactly "berbunyi" la because my phone was in silence mode. i realized it when i saw a blinking of blue light coming from my nokia 3315..yerr...talipon aku sangat antik..sila diam!!)

adeh..as usual, i had this sindrom of laziness in picking up the call.haih..i looked down to the screen..it was abah calling.ahhh..sudahh..mesti ader bender dia nak suroh nih..so, i did picked up the call.

bb : hmmmm..(dengan malasnyerrr)

abah: hah nya..ko make sure ayum dan je' solat maghrib, baca quran and buat kerja sekolah tau!!!

bb : (mendengar jer)

abah : make sure diorang buat tu smua

bb : HMMMMMMMMMM....(kali ni peneranan suara adalah lebih jelas)

abah : hissshhhh....macam LEMBUU

bb : abaahhhhhh!!!...sengal giler...wakkakakakakkakakakakakak

abah : wakkakakakakkakakakakakka...buat la lagi..

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Another incident which more or less the same as conversation that i had with my mother, a few months ago. agak kesadisan jugak..

i was buzy doing some work at the postgraduate room, which then i received a call from my mother.the phone was in silence mode as well but this time, the phone was vibrating and it makes this sound.."brrrrrr....brrrrr...brrrrr" which might let people in the room get annoyed with. so, i answered the call

mak : hello

bb: HAAAA (sangat low tone tapi agak kuat)

mak : hello, bole cakap dengan fariza??

bb : nya la niiii!!!!

mak : astaghfiruaallah....aku ingat JANTAN mane tadi...

bb : hah!!..mender makkkkk ni ....wkakakakkakakkakakakakkak

mak : yerlaaa...mati2 ingatkan jantan mana tadi..sebijik macam JANTAN....wahuahauhauahau

bb: wkakakakakakakkakakak.....adeh


p/s: aku sudah agak terbiasa dengan teguran sebegitu...ohhh

faLLinG

On our back from cameron H, we stopped by at this street stall, forgot what was the name but it is known of its deliciously superb char kuew teow and nasik lemak. choosen as our family spot when it comes to having our day out. though it just a street stall, but people was queing crazily (panjang nak mamposss) just to get the order. so as the others queing, i also did a contribution by making the que more longer..perghh!!

while standing in the line, i did some poses that acquired me to feel a bit of ease from the stress of waiting another 10 more persons in front me to get their order. the pose i did was not that overly done (jaga reputasi daa).just some gestures switching. left feet up to right feet up, folding arms to left right head turning, "menggeliat sambil stretching badan" to "menggoyang pinggul...ewaahhh", singing to whistling and including "pengusyaran manusia"..

after a while, i found myself having too much of that so called quiet-movement which who knows, might atrract people attention. 3 more peeps to go, so i decided to stand still and looking forward directly to the char kuew teow cook. after 15 seconds of that stillness, i had this sense of feeling that my body was floating...howaahhh!!.and realized that i was diffracted at 45deg angle (agakan sembarangan) from the way i was standing before and somehow aku mempunyai kebarangkalian menjatuhkan diri akuh dengan bergayanyerr di situ, di depan ramai nak mamposs punyer orang...adeh...adeh..

but...to my luck, my sister was there standing right beside me. so, i landed "softly" on her shoulder..with that landing, my legs were spontaneously made this huge "kangkangan" to prevent me from falling and pencalaran imej serta reputasi aku ketika ituh....wahauhauha...my sis, fara looked me with the look that i probably read as "weh, apahal plak minah ni??giler eh??". (wahuahuaha..aku sangat hebat dalam membacer pandangan manusia)..

wahuahuahua..hell with that..im totally gratefull that i was destined not to fall at that time. (aku sangat bernaseb baek kali inih)but wonder, what had cause my about-to-fall just now..here are some probabilities that might explain why did it happened. which one suites the best, only god knows..


1) mungkinkah aku mengalami kelaparan yg dasattt , otak yang agak kekosongan seperti perot ku maka terjadilah demikian...hmmm..

2) mungkinkah aku sangat "slim", maka apabila angin bertiup, aku sangat mudah terumbang ambing...hmmmm....

3) mungkinkah jua aku sangat "tinggi" ditambah "keslimman" aku, menambahkan lagi ketidak stabilan aku berbanding orang yg "pendek" dan "tambun"...hmmmm

4) atau mungkinkah, aku menagih simpati tukang masak char kuew teow tersebut supaya memasakkan char kueh teow aku dahulu...hmmm

5) atau mungkin...mungkinla kan...aku teringin mamat-mamat ensem yg tengah makan kat situ nyambut penumbangan aku ituh...wakakakakkakakkaka..(agak menggatal sket disituh)

6) atau..paling senang...aku rase nak jatoh..ikot suker aaa..."aper ko kesah???"..and "boleblah"


p/s: aku menidurkan diri dalam keadaan penoh tanda tanyaa.....wahuahauhauha

membelai..

we were watching anugerah juara lagu 2008 tonight. i was lying down on a couch with my head facing the television. so, at that time..spider band is performing theirs song entitle "BILA NAK SAKSI"...the song was quite LAYAN to me with the lyric was sang perfectly by husky voice spiders vocalist, tam..my sister je' was sitting beside me at that time. just when tam started his singing, there is one line of the lyric saying..(the one with red font)

Wajahmu kerap kumimpi
Wajahmu sering kupuja
Buatku terasa sepi

Kala ku bukakan mata
Kau masih belumpun kupunya
Rinduku masih kau tak peka

Cintamu kerap kumimpi
Cintamu sering kudamba
Buatku terasa sedih

Kala ku bukakan mata
Kau masih belumpun kudakap
Rinduku masih kau tak singkap

Bila nak saksi kau datang terkulai?
Bila nak saksi kau datang membelai?
Bila nak saksi cintaku sampai?

Dirimu kerap ku mimpi
Dirimu sering ku khayal
Aku angan-angankan kau dapat bersama
Nyatakan cinta yang terpendam
Membina istana tersergam

Bila nak saksi kau datang terkulai?
Bila nak saksi kau datang membelai?
Bila nak saksi cintaku sampai?

Kau masih belumpun kupunya
Rinduku masih kau tak peka

Bila nak saksi kau datang terkulai?
Bila nak saksi kau datang membelai?
Bila nak saksi cintaku sampai?
Bila nak saksi cintamu kugapai?

Dirimu kerap ku mimpi
Dirimu sering ku khayal
Aku angan-angankan


during that part...je' asked me something..

je': kak nya...MEMBELAI tu mcam ni eh..(sambil mengusap-usap belakang aku yg ketika itu sedang berbaring)

bb: tu bukan MEMBELAI....tu namenyer MERABA-RABA...

je': (dengan tidak semena-mena...dia telah menghempok belakang ku yg tadi di BELAI, dengan agak kuat...sampai tersedak aku...pasal aku baring meniarap)

bb: adeh...sengal punyer budak...(kener hempok balik)

p/s: hempokan spontaneously...

MARJERIN!!

Today has been extremely dully day. so i went to upm with my sis, je'. the reason she agreed to follow me this time is that i ve promissed her to buy her "shinggam" (chewing gum daa) if she helps me to do smthing which i totally forgot about it now.so, she did help me and keep on "merengek" wanting the shinggam eversince.so after the stop by at 7-11, we headed straight to upm.i brought her to my lab and luckily no one there, so not much attention that i could bear to make sure she is not disturbing others. after a while, she did some inspections in the lab...

je': kak nya..ni aper??(sambil menunjuk ke arah larutan kuning di dalam bikar)
bb: hah..aper??.mane?? (toleh ke belakang sekejap)
je': ni hah...(tunjuk lagi)
bb: adeh...(aper aku nak cakap kat budak ni bagi paham)...oooo...tu minyak la..tu sebab warna kuning (aku bantai)

banyak lagi dia tanya...aku layan kan ajer..sampai tak ingat aper dier tanye...pasal banyak sangat

then suddenly she asked this one question..

je': kak nya...ni aper?? (sambil menunding ke arah satu colum cromatography yg sangat besar)
bb: hah..(aku da malas..)..
je': ni hah ..yg kuning2 dalam ni hah??
bb: maner??(toleh belakang lagi)
je': ni hah la...MARJERIN eh??
bb: hah........muahhakhakahkahkahkah (sterosnyer)..maner ader MARJERIN dalam lab nih


aku menerangkan...

bb: bukanla je'..tu minyakla...yang putih2 tu pasir..dia bubuh minyak tu dekat pasir tu pasal nak buang kekotoran kat minyak tuh...nanti yang keluar baru la minyak bersih..(begitu aku menerangkan....)

mugkin, bila setiap kali dia tanya soklan "ni aper?"..aku akan cakapp..."ni minyak"..."ni minyak jugak"..."ni pon minyak lagi"..."lagi2 minyak"..."weh...ni minyak daa...brapa kali nak tanya"...so biler yang ni...dier kasi wild guess la...mane tau betolll....wahauhauahuahuaha...MARJERINN...satu keluarga la tuhhhh

p/s: to those who does not know what column chromatography (CC) is, lin, CC is actually a method of separating product from undesired compound in a process called purification..so, in this case..kira nak purified minyak laaa...hah, asrul...ko tau tak bender nih???wakakakkakakakka

SAINS

My dad's tutoring seems to give a good impact to both my bro and sis, ayum and je'.they sort of enjoying it very much, so far. so, tonight, another session was conducted and the subject chosen was science subject. since, their's study tables are opposites to my room, so i can see and hear every single of "learning process"going on.hhahahhahhaha

abah: hari ni kita belajar sains.mana buku??
je'/ ayum: (bukak buku sains)
abah: kita belajar pasal microorganisme...bla...bla..bla..blah...blah...blah la...bla..bla

my dad did mentioned about some examples of microorganisme like ameoba, paramesium and yis. which then my sis asked this one question

je': macam mana yis ni bole ader??
(if this question being refined scientifically, it means "yis ni datang dari mana?" or "apakah sumber yis?"..."dari pokok ker..haiwan ker?" which requires a scientific and logical answers)

my dad stayed quiet for about 5 seconds.......then he answered..

abah: yis ni datang dari ALLAH...tuhan yang jadikan yis (tersengih)

i was with my mom at that time whose helping my sis and bro to wrap theirs text book.we heard that answer and

bb/mak: wakakkakakkkakakkakakakak....
mak: hahakakhakaa...
abah: (sengih)
mak: terangkanla kat dia yis ni datang dari mana

not that we laughed that yis is one of GOD creation. we knew it very well that ALLAH is the mighty creator and to HIM where we belong. but ALLAH does creates things for a reason..especially to those layman like us..logical and scientific reason really does matter.so my dad started to explain to them.but this time, my dad did a short story telling ..here it goes

abah: pada suatu hari, ada seekor lalat ni.dia terbang dekat kawasan sampah nak cari makanan.tengah dia cari makanan, mikroorganisma ni TERSANGKUT kat kaki lalat ni.mikroorganisma ni dudukla kat kaki lalat ni dengan keadaan TERSANGKUT kat situ. tiba2 lalat ni hinggap kat makanan je' ngan ayum. mikroorganisma yg TERSANGKUT tadi pon TURUN la kat makanan ayum ngan je' tadi. bila ayum ngn je' makan, nanti ayum ngn je' kenala sakit perut....macam cirit birit ke..muntah2 ker...

bb: wakakakakkakak.....TERSANGKUT kat kaki...wakakkakakakakka..bole plak camtu...wahahahahhahaha

i was laughing my ass off and still keep on laughing while writing this entry.as it keep on replaying the moment over and over again....can u just imagine the way of the microorganisme TERSANGKUT....wakkakakakkaka...tak bley blah..

p/s: my dad used to be a teacher back then. he done it very well in explaining especially when it comes to history..but when it comes to science...its hillarious..which stick in our mind forever..im even laughing right now...wahauhauhaua