patah balik

masa: selepas kejadian 'genome vs gene'
tempat: KLIA
aktiviti: percubaan mencari gula2 sakit tekak di kedai
ahli keluarga yang terlibat: bb, sepupu dan makcik


makcik: alang sakit tekak la...ingat nak pergi beli gula2 sakit tekak..jom..

sepupu: jom...weh, nya...jom teman aku sekali (percobaan mengajak aku)

bb: jom..


kami pun memulakan ekspedisi mencari gula2 saket tekak tersebut..sambil berlegar2 di KLIA..tiba-tiba..


alang: eh dahla...macam takder jerr...kaki alang dah mula sakit ni..jom kita "BROKE BACK"..

bb: hah?? BROKE BACK??

alang: halah...patah balik laaaa....BROKE tu kan PATAH...BACK tu kan BALIK...jadik kita patah balik laaa...omputeh kata BROKE BACK....

bb: hah...wakkakakakkakakkak......tak bole blahhhh....broke back...whauhauhauha


p/s: i shud have posted this entry long before 2..=>

SATELIT

Kejadian 1

Tempat: bilik hotel di genting highland
Pukul: lebih kurang jam 8 malam gitu
Aktiviti: santai2 depan tv
Ahli keluarga yang terlibat: mak, abah and bb



mak: eh nya...cuba ko tolong betulkan tv ni...dia rosak2 sket laaa

bb: (cuba manukar siaran laen..mane tau dapat siaran yg lebih bagus)

abah: (hanya melihat sahaja)...

bb: alah...tak boleh la mak..ni jer satu siaran yang ader..

mak: alahhhh...cuber ko usik2 sket SATELIT kat atas tv tuh...ntah2 boleh

bb: hahhhh!!!...SATELIT....wakakakkakakakkakaka...

abah: ader ker SATELIT...wakakkakakakakkakakakka....



p/s: SATELIT = aerial tv

SI BOTAK

Kejadian 2

tempat: masih lagi di hotel di genting highland
pukul: setengah jam selepas kejadian 1 berlaku
aktiviti: tetap lagi bersantai2 di depan tv
ahli keluarga yg terlibat: masih jua lagi mak, abah dan bb

ketika keberlakuan kejadian ini, di telivisyen tertayang preview wayang berkaitan cerita FAST AND FURIOUS yang terbaru.kelihatan host rancangan tersebut sedang menemuramah antara pelakon utamanya..iaitu VAN DIESEL

abah: hah...citer TRANSPORTER baru nak keluar laa...

bb: issshhhh...bukan TRANSPORTER laa abah...ni FAST AND FURIOUS laaa

abah: bukan laaa..TRANSPORTERRR....tu hah...si botak tuh..kan dia berlakon dalam TRANSPORTER..

bb: isshhh...bukan laaa..tu laen....namer botak ni VAN DIESEL..yang TRANSPORTER tu pelakon dia laen...tapi botak jugak laaa

abah: hah...baes saper nama dierrr???

bb: haaa...namer dierr.....errmmm...(berfikir...)...name dierr...SI BOTAK...

abah: wakakkakakakkakakkaka...SI BOTAK plakk...wahahuhakjaka

bb: (tersedar)...wakkakakkakakakkaka....dah tak tau name dier...SI BOTAK ok aperrr...

si botak bapakku ( THE TRANSPORTER)

VS

si botak ku VAN DIESEL (FAST AND FURIOUS)

p/s: pertarungan yg agak sengit...tapi kedua mereka sangat bergayerrr...muahhahahha

KESEHATAN...

I woke up late last saturday. near to noon i guess. im not proud of it far more brag about it...cuma ader sedikit malu disitu yerr..so, as i woke up, my mom has already cook for us and since all my siblings were home, sort of complete set family, each of us was forced to get down and gather around the table for the eating session.

yes, it was something. thou everyone didnt seems to shut their mouth up eventhough their mouth were full with foods but somehow i felt this is actually one of the way for us to get connected and closed to each other. plus, the more the merrier..yuhuuu...

while eating, we got into this conversation


bb: mak..ni bole makan tak??(sambil menunding kepada salad yang dihias di tepi ikan)

mak: bolelaaa...makan..makan

bb: ooo...ingat buat hiasan jerrr..sebab nampak cantik jerrr..

mak: eh..takla..makan..makan...tu bagos untuk KESEHATAN...

bb: hah!!!!....untuk SETAN???(dengan agak kuat jugak yerrr menunjukkan nada terkejutttt)

everybody was looking at me...then ayum interuppted

ayum: KESIHATAN laaaaa...aper la kak nya ni...fikirla sikit...tak logik betulll

bb: adehhh...hauhauhauhauhauau...ooooo...mane dengoo..cakapla kuat sket..(tersengih)

mak: tula...lama sangat membuterrr...otak dah jadik tak betoll...kan ayum kan...

fara/B: wakkakakakakkakakaka....padan muker.....

bb: siot....



p/s: betol2 kena kat batang hidung sendiri...moral of the story: TAKKANLA SETAN MAKAN SAYUR!!!!

HANCOCK

I went to fetch my sister yesterday night at komuter serdang. thanks to her, becoz of her, my friday nite out with frendz got spoiled by her sudden sms saying that she has already arrived and that i need to pick her up. so, i was not in a real good mood actually since before that i got pissed off by this bloody bangla who was doing the ticketing thing at the mines parking lot (@#$%^%$).

haih..hell with that..so back to my sis. as she entered the car, we started a small chat..untill we reached serdang to drop all my frends...maka aku pon sound baek punyerrr...

bb: weh, ko apasal tak bitau aku awal2 nak balik hah??kaco jer tau tak...aku patotnyer g besenang lenang ngn member2 aku tadi kat mines..hisshhh

fara: halah..kan orang dah bagi meset petang tadi

bb: aku baru dapat meset ko tadi tau tak......pukol 8 lebey tadi..laen kali, kalo dah tau nak nyusahkan aku..bagi tau awal2..pagi tadi ker..koman2 pon aku bole siap sedia

fara : halah...ni pon sebenarnyer tak plan pon..kira macam HANCOCK laaaa...

bb: hah??? HANCOCK??? (berfikirrrrrr panjanggg.........)

fara : eh...alah...aper yg mengejut tuh??

bb: AD HOC laaa sengalllll....wakakakakkkka...HANCOCK...wakkakakakak...

fara: wakkakakkakakakkak..AD HOC..AD HOC...wakakkakakak



p/s: aku tak jadik marah...

BODO...

After dropping my frends, fetching my sis, still i need to fetch up my mom at her office. it was already around 10.45 pm at that time. upon arrival at the guard post, since i didnt have the staff identification card, i have to do it manually in order for me to get in. i opened my door and verified to them that i was going to pick my mom up. so, they nodded and let the "palang" up . while passing the post, i gave them a big friendly smile and waved like ive known them before. well, that was easy..walahhh

as i reached the lobby of my mom's office, i gave a call to my mom, saying that we have already arrived and for her to GET DOWN AS FAST AS SHE CAN.

about 5 minutes later, she arrived and entered the car. i turned back to look at her which then i realized that my laptop bag was not there, at the back seat..

bb: halamaaaaaakkkkk....beg akuuuuu!!!! tetinggal la plakkkkkkk!!!!

fara/mak: ....................... (senyap dan hanya memandang)

bb: argggghhhhh....MEMANG MACAM BO........DOO laaaaaa....aaaaaa

mak: ha ah...memang bodo pon...baru tau!! (dengan ton yang agak selamberrrrr)

bb : hah...(tersentak...lepasatu...)wakkakakakakkak....wkakkakakakak

fara: wakkakakkakakakka.....amik ko....wkakakkakakakkakakka


p/s: aku tak jadik marah 2