JENIPER DAN JEY-LO

Amerikan aidol pukul 10, jumaat malam...

nana bukan nama sebenar (nbns): eh..american idol la

bb: owh..wa tak penah tgk lagi american idol season ni

nbns: wa tengok!..sekarang ni JEY-LO dah jadik juri dia

bb: tau2..wa ade tengok audition dia kat utube

selepas persembahan dan komen juri2 idol

nbns: beb..JENIPER tu sape?

bb: (angkat kening)...lu bior betol beb....nama betul JEY-LO ape??

nbns: JEY-LO la...

bb: aper ke bongok lu ni..

nbns: bukan eh

p/s: sorry beb...ngeh3

the tracks of my tears

People say I'm the life of the party

Cause I tell a joke or two

Although I might be laughing loud and hearty

Deep inside I'm blue

So take a good look at my face

You'll see my smile looks out of place

Just look closer, it's easy to trace

The tracks of my tears

Outside, I'm masquerading

Inside, my hope is fading

Just a clown, since you put me down

My smile is my make-up I wear since my break-up with you

So take a good look at my face

You'll see my smile looks out of place

Just look closer, it's easy to trace

The tracks of my tears

"what if a person had cried so much,

until if u got really closer to them and looked them to their faces,

u can see that their tears have left tracks on their faces"

Smokey Robinson

BAHANA NASIK GORENG!

Tadi lepas bangon aku zass terus turun dapur sebab je' cakap mak aku ader goreng nasik goreng. dengan rambut menggerbang-gerbang ayu berbekalkan baju batman 2 ari lepas, sepantas kilat aku dah tercongok depan pintu dapur...

aku toleh kiri ..aku toleh kanan..

HOMAIGAAAADDDDD!!!

'wat de hell hepen here.!!!!'..(heceh...omputeh)

tepung gandum tumpah2 kat lantai, sink penoh pinggan mngkok ayun...kelihatan mak dan abang aku duduk tersengih2 tengok aku kat meja makan sambil pura2 bertonyeh..pastu sengih2 lagi...panasssss

aku ready machine-gun...tet..tet...tet.....(bunyi fire)..nak bagi grenade, over sangat plak..dem..

'apasal dapur ni jadik gini...tet..tet..blablabla...penant nya kemass semalam...tet..tet....pinggan tu cuber basuh sikit2...takla melambak..tet...tet..tet..pikir orang la..tet..tet...ingat kuli ke...tettttttt...fire...fire...firee..

mak aku ngekek2 ketawa...sambil buat gaya takut2...

'mak tak tau...mak tak sengaja'

(kalo dengor mesti ingat syahdu giler..tapi jgn tertipu..aku ader kat situ...aku lebih tau)

'isshh...ishhh...mak mintak maap....ishh...ishhh'

(buat gaya gigil2 badan)

'dahla...antor je mak pergi umah orang tetua...senang sket idop ko...'

'hah...jom...biler mak nak pegi....'

( gaya cekak pinggang)

kuang ajo punyer anak....kata mak..

ngeh3...

PERHATIAN: jangan sekali2 mempraktikkan dialog tersebut jika family anda bukan seperti family di atas....ingat! sorga di bawah tapak kaki ibu!!

p/s: je' tipu aku...maner ade nasik goreng....hati aku panasss seperti digoreng2 ader laaa.!!!..dem

DRAMA TRAGEDI COKLAT

eee~~...ader coklat...konsep biasa: saper jumpa dulu, dia punye...

muka keji

sorry dude..they're mine..so save it..

sebelom lantak...

proses lantak...hmm

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dem...tak sedap

"padan muka ko" (semua blah)...tak guna!

sekian.....

p/s: jangan kata aku tak cuba nak suka coklat

PUISI MENGENANG NASIB

Di depan cermin membelek diri...

Muka ditoleh ke kanan jua ke kiri..

Muka disengih menampakkan gigi...

Selalu terasa bagai Angelina Jolie...

Paip dibuka untuk memberus gigi...

Setelah usai kuludah ke sinki...

Tiba giliran si hidung tinggi...

Hidung tak mancung...tapi bole la lagi...

Cukupla kemas berserta rapi...

Maka dibelek kedua serombong keretapi...

Bagai terasa sesuatu di jari....

Ku ingatkan hidungku menghasilkan 'bijih'...

Ku cuba menyauk sepenuh hatiii....

Sebagai langkah membersihkan diri.....

Ku sangka panas sepanjang hari,..tapi hujan di tengah hari...

Rupanya JERAWAT disangkakn 'bijih'.....

Menjerit ..mengadoiii....tak berhenti-henti....

Mengenangkan apelah nasib ku ini....

Cuba ko bayang aper rasa di hati!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tak ke patot aku memakiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HADOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P/S: kenape begini......