Tuesday, April 21, 2009

MENGENALI SI BOLEBLAH

I did these quizzes before. and end up doing it again tonight after having a blog hopping on my bloglist and decided to post it here as to appreciate the spare time i had rather than doing my thesis writing up..WTF..(yer...aku sungguh bosan..terimalahhh)

oleh itu..mari beramah mesra dengan blogger si BOLEBLAH...


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GET TO KNOW YOURSELF BETTER

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

analysis si boleblah: can be possibly true



The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

analysis si boleblah: can be possibly true also


Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

analysis si boleblah: can be possibly true also twice


The seriousness of your love:

You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?


analysis si boleblah: doubtful...seducing??..ngeh7


Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

analysis si boleblah: definitely true


The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

analysis si boleblah: intermediately true


How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

analysis si boleblah: true


What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

analysis si boleblah: true


Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.


analysis si boleblah: never thought that im such a moody person..


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THE REAL U


Here is the analysis:

  1. You've got great self-confidence and you're full of charm. Most guys who get to know you will be attracted to you. You are far from sweet and proper; your intriguing personality fascinates them. Most guys find it easy to fall for a girl like you.
  2. You really care about other people's feelings and are quite serious about the issues that affect your life. You are sincere, and your concern for the well-being of others makes many people want to be your friend.
  3. You are a bright, cheerful and bubbly person. You are thoughtful and considerate, and like to have fun. Everybody feels comfortable around you because of your pleasant nature. When you walk into a room, people's eyes are likely to be drawn to you because of your charm.
  4. Your peers think of you as a fun person, but sometimes you can be a little irresponsible. You can be somewhat childish, and can try to ignore the fact that you will one day need to really grow up and be a mature adult! Perhaps you could start reading good books; they might help you look at the world in a different light. You do want to be taken seriously, right?
  5. Your boyfriend believes that you are a strong and independent person. Your confidence and cheerfulness make you an attractive person to be around, but sometimes you need to pay more attention to what other people, including your boyfriend, are thinking..


P/S: no comment...


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WHATS YOUR PERSONALITY LOVE STYLE


Here is the analysis:

You desire a love that will last forever. You are quite serious about finding this type of love, and that's why you think carefully about the men that you meet before deciding whether you could really love them. You don't just develop a crush on someone overnight: you look at a person's personality and other aspects of their life before deciding to form an attachment. If a guy doesn't meet your expectations, you would rather be alone. Your love has to be perfect. Be careful though, you could be missing out on some worthy relationships because your standards are so high.


p/s: no comment as well...(ngantuk)


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WHAT TYPE OF PERSONALITY DO YOU HAVE?


Here is the analysis:

Kind and Gentle

Your kindness is your charm - you are also gentle and sweet. Everybody likes to be around people with your personality. Like a psychologist, people like to talk to you to discuss their problems because you are proper and discrete, as well as confident. You look mature and people respect you. People with this kind of character are few and far between


P/S: the word GENTLE sounds a bit awkward to me...awwww



p/s: kepada sesiapa yang rasa-rasanya juga kurang daya pengetahuan tentang diri sendiri..janganla berasa segan silu apatah lagi pemalu untuk melayari laman sesawang http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx

ngantukkk...perlu tidur barangkali...krohh...krohhh...krohhh...(sambil berjalan ke katil)













Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Ubat nyamuk dan si DAVID

me and je' were about to fetch ayum back from his tuition centre. on our way there, je' gave me this 'teka-teki'

je': kak nya...je ader teka teki...

bb: hmmm...(sedang fokus pada pemanduan)

je': ok...kepala dia merah...badan dia hijau..."aper yang bergerak dari depan ke belakang???"


bb: hahhhhhhhhh???????...ko bio betolll..tiba2 jer..bergerak dari depan ke belakang..aper kes??
(tak bole blah)

je': eh...eh...salah...salah...bukan..bukan...je' nak cakap.."dia bergerak dari depan ke belakang"

bb: wakakkakakka...wakkakakakka..adeh..ntahhh

je': jawapan dier ubat nyamok.....


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DAVID ARCHULETA



Still on our way to fetch ayum....i tuned on to fly.fm and since DAVID ARCHULETA is about to make his first ever performance in malaysia, all the radio stations were like frenzily keep on playing his song over and over again.


so i got into this conversation with je'


je': hah...lagu DAVID

bb: hamboihh...bukan maen lagi...panggil DAVID lagi tu...je' kenal ke ngan dier???

je': isshhh...mestila kenal...dia BAIK

bb: hahhh..apasal plak??mane ko tau dier baek??

je': je' tau laaa... nanti dia nak datang sekolah kitorang nak tengok kitorang belajo...

bb: hahhhhhh!!!!!

je': (sambil menyanyikan lagu DAVID nyer)

bb: monolog dalaman...mujurla ko je'...(tertawa kecil sambil menggeleng kepala)



p/s: budak-budak zaman sekarang..ish3..(mengeleng2kan kepaler)

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

misteri bot pensel berwarna kuning......

I was goin through some of the pictures on my laptop. yes..it was hell too much of it and had cause my laptop to start running slowly especially when it comes to loading part.upload, download, sideload, westload, northload and load...load...load..adeh...not to mention my low speed ram..(is it the right way to mention this??..yearghh..im suck at techno stuff..so boleblah)

Back to the story, while having a picture-tour, clicking from one folder to another folder, i stumbled into those pictures below. which i found it quite intriguing to talk about..ngeh7. i know it was like almost 4 months ago eversince the pics were taken, but somehow i felt a bit lousy to just let it go to waste with the unspoken story lies behind it..plus, i feel like blogging rite now, so who caresssss....muahhahah

here it goes..

tukar mode bahasa dlu...bahasa jiwa bangsa daaaa

bagi memendekkan cerita yang sudah sememangnyer pendek, ye ler..cerita panjang sebab dipanjangkan..cuber pendekkan..pendek ler ceritanyerr...adeh...agak terbabas dengan perasaan sendiri...harap maaf...maka, pada bulan 1 yang lalu, aku dan rakan-rakan seramai 8 orang, telah memergikan diri kami ke melaka dan port dickson bagi menghabiskan hujung minggu kami yang selalunyer agak kurang ceria di sana.

aktiviti yang dijalankan di melaka, berjalan seperti yang direncanakan. terlalu banyak untuk kucoretkan disini sehinggakan aku rasa tak payah coret lagi bagos..konon2 coret dalam hatilaaa..ewahhh...

walaubagaimanapon, as omputeh say it..however, hatiku ini sangat terpanggil untuk menceritakan pengalaman kami berlapan di port dickson. antara aktivitinyaa....mengemudi bot pensel..atau bot pisang atau ulat kuning atau bende alah berwarna kuning yang boleh mengapungkan dirinya di permukaan air...atau...suka hati anda semua untuk mendifinisikan nyerr dan lantak kooo.....


maka...senario yang berlaku ketika itu:


gambo satu menunjukkan, kerelaan ke enam2 orang ahli bot pensel tersebut untuk menempuh cabaran baru dengan menaiki bot tersebut. tetapi...mengapa 6 budak hitam sahaja yang rela..dimana lagi 2 budak hitam (di quote dari lagu 10 budak itam~~~) ..ini kerana..satu budak hitam, berasa lemah kesihatannya ketika itu (lin)..makan kerang barangkali..yang seorang lagi budak hitam pula (bunbing) bimbang keseimbangan bot pensel tersebut akan terganggu dengan keberadaannya di atas bot tersebut..(wei...balek daaaa)


tetapi..setelah memberikan alasan yang dirasakan tak boleblah tersebut, diperhatikan dia cuba menjeling2 bot yang di naiki oleh kami dengan perasaan berkobar sekali...dan akhirnya..alasan..hanya tinggal alasan..wahahhahaha...maka..cukuplah ketujuh2 budak hitam di atas bot pisang tersebut..(sekejap bot pisang, sekejap bot pensel..pandai-pandai la kooo...ngeh7)




gambor 1: meilustrasikan para-para pegemudi bot terapung itu cuba mengambil tempat masing2..kelihatan keluarga bahagia di bahagian tepi bot tersebut..mereka sama sekali tidak dikenali..






gambo 2: masih lagi sesi pengambilan tempat masing2 dengan keluarga bahagia yang tiada kena mengena bertindak sebagai pemerhatiii...






gambo 3: tempat sudah dipilih..sungguh ceria muka2 masing2..siap dengan lambaian tangan dan jejari jemari 'peace' lagi..ooww..hampir terlupa....lin...alaa...sorang budak itam yang tidak dapat mengabdikan diri kepada bot kuning ini..telah ditugaskan untuk merakamkan saat2 gumbira yang ditempuhi oleh kami...muahahhaha..

sebelom beralih ke gambo ketiga, ingin sekali kuperkenalkan setiaap ahli2 bot yang terlibat..kukira, tidak enak sekali jika hanya digelar budak itam sahaja..maka, dari kiri: rizal, asrul, kak intan, efliza, bunbing, kak nora, aku(bb)...sekali lagi, ibu keluarga bahagia tadi (seperti di dalam gambo)tiada kena mengena dengan cerita yg ingin disampaikan ini..usahla diganggu beliau..





gambo 4: kelihatan seprti masing2 cuba menenangkan perasaan berkecamuk yang melanda hati masing2.kedudukan dalam posisi bersedia..menunggu bila2 masa sahaja untuk dilepaskannn...dup..dapp..duppp...dapp (degupan jantung efliza yang paling kuat sekaliiii...wahahaha)






gambo 5: permulaan pengembaraann...berdebar sekali....jeng...jeng...jeng






gambo 6: sungguh indah nian cuaca ketika itu...aku mula meragui dengan kekerapan keluarga bahagia tersebut di setiap gambar yang diambil...







gambo 7: kelihatan ahli2 bot pensel cuba melambaikan tangan sebagai tanda 'tata' kepada juru kamera, selain memberi pose gumbira masing2 dengan baik sekali..ada sedikit kestressan yang dapat dirasai oleh 5 pengemudi bot yang terawal..kerana ketidakramahan mereka yang mengabaikan pelambaian sebagai tanda ingi berlepas...wakakakkakakkaka






gambo 8: setelah dibawa beberapa pusingan, akibat pen'drift'an mengejut yang sengaja, masing2 tidak dapat mengimbangi kedudukan masing2 lalu jatuh dengan bahagia sekali ke dalam laot.berdasarkan gambo 8 tersebut, kelihatan hanya 3 orang sahaja yang dapat mengekalkan kedudukan masing2 ketika gambar tersebut di tangkap iaitu rizal, kak nora dan aku. terdapat juga perubahan posisi yang agak masih boleh dilihat jika diteliti, iaitu efliza (di tengah) dan bunbing (hampir tidak kelihatan..tetapi sila amati dengan benar2 sekali..pasti kelihatan). manakala yang laen sudah selamat berada bergenangan di dalam laot..lemah sungguh...wakkakakakakakka


aku tersangatlah memusykilkan malah mengagumi dengan kehebatan rizal mengekalkan posisi asalnya dengan bergayer sekali. ku kira, jika nak diikutkan susunan urutan kedudukan beliau, logiknya yang kufikirkan di benakku ini, sudah pastila dia tergolong dengan mereka2 yang sudahpon terjatoh di dalam laot seperti yang berlaku kepada asrul dan kak intan. teori semberono ini juga disokong pula oleh kedudukan efliza dan bunbing yang sangatlah tidak stabil. ini mungkin jua akan disusuli oleh kak nora dan aku..ini adalah lebeh relevan barangkali..

tetapi...

mengapakah rizal itu....

mengapakah...


bagaimanakah...


adakah...


why...


how...???


kerana kemusykilan yang agak tidak boleblah...ku telah melancarkan sedikit penyelidikan khusus untuk mengkaji kejadian ini..tapi maseh menemui jalan buntu..omputeh kater..dead end gtu. mengikut firasat aku, mata pelajaran fizik sangatlah diaplikasikan dalam kes ini. gabungan vektor2 dan daya2 yang secukop rasa..kukira mungkin dapat menyelesaikan kebingungan yang melanda. akan tatapi, puas ku tolak campur darab serta bahagi sedikit pecahan dan di perpuluhan kan jua, maseh jua tidak kutemui jawapannya..pelbagai sudut telah ku lakukan eksplorasi..tetap jua buntu.....ini memang hebattt...sangat ulung sekali kurasakan..maka sewajarnya ku kongsikan masalahku ini di blog tercinta...maka kukira...




BIARLAH IA DISELUBUNGI MISTERIIIIII...(diilhamkan oleh misteri nusantara tv3)





p/s: aku telah mencoba untuk tidak memanjangkan cerita yang pendek ini...tapi terpanjang jua hasilnya...mungkin benarlah orang kata, cakap senang dari melakukan...(ader kene mengena tak??)....tapi...ADER AKU KESAH??...akhir kata...BOLEBLAHHH

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Takder dakwat

I was on my way to send my mom to her office after accompanied her to the bank. since i was in a hurry, I was pretty much focused on my driving rather than trying to start a small talk with my mom. but suddenly...


mak: halah..luper la..nak kena tangkap gambo la...eh nya...ko ader digital camera tak??

bb: laa...aderlaa...err...(dipotong oleh mak)

mak: hah bak sini..mak nak pakai...bole pakai kan...

bb: bole laa...tapi...errr (dipotong kali kedua)

mak: tapi aper??....takder DAKWAT eh

bb: hah....wakakkakakkaka...takder dakwat lagiiiii...hauauhauha

mak: (tersengehhh)

bb: bukan laa...kat umah laa...maner bawakkk..ader ker baru cakap sekarangg...

mak: haih..

bb: (wahauhauhau...bahan baru nihhh...monolog hatiii)




p/s: the sequel of my previous post entitled "tiada bateri"...lllalallalalla

Saturday, April 04, 2009

genome vs gene

masa: khamis kala matahari terik jam lebih kurang 12 tghari gitu
tempat: dalam kereta perjalanan ke KLIA
aktiviti: menghantar sanak sedara yg ingn buat umrah ke KLIA
ahli keluarga yang terlibat: semua (kelapan2)


abang: nya..apa beza genom dengan gen?

bb: hmmm...(berusaha untuk cuber mengorek ingatan)...

abang: ok...genom tu ape??

bb: alahhh...genom ni yg ader kene mengena dengan penentuan ciri2 seseorang individu tu laa..macam dari segi fizikal contohnyaaaa...ader kene mengena ngn DNA segala jadah tuuuu...(aku bantaiii)

abang: hmmm...kalo gen plak??

bb: (adeh)...hmmm...ntahhh...maybe genom tu dalam bahasa melayu..gene tu dalam bahasa inggeris kott...(bukan kot lagii..mmg salah pon)

abang: yerr kerrr....


tiba-tibaa


abah: OOOOO....RASANYA..GENOM TU UNTUK JANTAN...GENE TU UNTUK BETINAAA...

bb: hahhhh!!!!!....wakakakakkakakakkakakkakak

semua: wakakkakakakakkakakhahhahaha...wahahhahah (serentakkk)


p/s: i shud have posted this entry long before...=>