Tobat

Selepas solat maghrib. Habis baca doa, sesi salam2. tinggal je' dengan mak di ruang solat


mak: ko solat ape tadi je'?
je': solat taubat
mak: bagos anak mak. nya! ko tengok adik ko solat tobat ni hah. KO BILA LAGI NAK BERTOBAT? 
aku: zzzzzzzzzz



p/s: dah 18 ramadhan..rasa baru je datang..dah nak pergi dah...rinduuu Ya Allah

Oh Brad Pitt

Sumber cilok: FB 

Brad Pitt About His Wife : 

"My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and problems with children. 

She has lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds in her 35 years. She got very skinny, and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman.

She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the morning and got tired very quickly during the day.

Our relationship was on the verge of break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, she was poking her head, and stopped taking care of herself.

She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role. I lost hope and thought that we’ll get divorced soon…

But then I decided to act on it. After all I've got the most beautiful woman on the earth. She is the idol of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her and to hug her shoulders.

I began to pamper her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised her and pleased her every minute. I gave her lots of gifts and lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends.

You won’t believe it, but she blossomed. She became even better than before. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and she loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she CAN love that much.

And then I realized one thing: The woman is the reflection of her man.

If you love her to the point of madness, she will become it. " - Brad Pitt, A Secret of Love

p/s: Whether or not the story is true is not an issue. it could happen to anyone, but what make a difference is how you react upon it. after all, love is meant to be shared, not to be kept to oneself. so spread the love y'all! 

Shall we?

Shit happens and people fucked up

 from that we shall learn
time heals, we shall forget
and so, we move on 

In the mean time 

 lets held our hands up, 

lower your face down 

 for Allah we shall humbly pray 

"Ya Allah , please ease everything" 

santai

Sesi melenggang perut usai buka puasa...

je': kak nya kata nak pergi umrah kan aritu?

aku: hmmm..simpan duit dlu

je': je' dah simpan duit..dah bole pergi dah

aku: berape ko ade?

je': SEPLOH HENGGET

aku: esok kita pegi..ngeng!

p/s: salam ya ramadhan

Sikeret Admayerer

KES 1

'Tok..Tok..Tok' bunyi pintu office kene ketuk...

Aku: (bukak pintu)

Kak Su: Assalamualaikum..hai fariza

Aku: eh Kak.Su..waalaikummussalam (amacam..sopan tak?)

Kak Su: kita ni nak sampaikan pesan

Aku: hah pesan ape...saspen2

Kak Su: ni hah..ade org kirim salam

Aku: hah..(tiber2 rase jelita)..sape2?(nada gossip)

Kak Su: ade student i ni..setiap kali jumpa i, mesti tanya.."madam, dah sampai kan belum salam sy dekat lecturer kimia sy..sy minat sangat kat dia

Aku: laaa...student ke (ceh!)

KES 2

p/s: budak2 kecik sekarang

Kajang ke Bangi?

Azlan: ko nak balik dah ke?

Aku: ha ah

Azlan: haa baliklah..aku nak buat assignment..aduuuhhh

Aku: okeyh

Azlan: haa..ko ader kertas kajang tak??

Aku: hah??..kertas kajang takde...kertas bangi ade

Azlan: bongok




p/s: draft zaman tok kaduk..ingat lagi ko bing?

Sesungguhnya...

"Sesungguhnya Allah tidak akan menguji hambaNya, 

melebihi dari kemampuan mereka"

"Ampunkan segala dosaku, Ya Allah"

"Semoga dipermudahkan segalanya, Ya Allah"

Amin

RANDOM

Tengah dok gugel2 image waterfall cantik2 sekitar malaysia. jumpa la satu ni..memang dah berkenan sangat dah ni 

  

sekali tu dekat JAMAICA! zasssss 

p/s: i need a break! takmo kitkat!