Tired

Tired of having to put a face every time i see people

Tired of having to go through the same thing again and again

Tired of being too dependent over things that i shall not

Tired of letting go things that i shall let go long ago

Tired of getting too close
Tired of being too comfort

Tired of not being able to explode
Tired of people calling and texting
Tired of expecting
Tired of explaining

Tired of listening 

Tired of answering

Tired of being tired

TIRED!

p/s: go find your true self..go find God

slow-slow

"Tinggalkanku, perlahan-lahan ku terima

Semakin ku sakit, semakin kau bahagia

Mengapakah aku jadi lemah

Sungguh ku tak sangka dia membawa jantungku bersamamu"

-hafiz-

Al- Fatihah

Tadi student aku dapat berita tiba2 mak dia meninggal dunia

sedih..dia menangis

dia duduk lemah sambil bertanya

"kenapa saya?"

aku jawab dlm hati

sebab engkau insan terpilih sayang

diam sejenak...

dia tanya lagi

"dalam banyak2, ini dugaan yang paling berat.."

air matanya jatuh lagi

aku bangun duduk disebelah..sambil tangan kurangkul kebahunya

"sabar Suri, sebab masih baru lagi, mungkin beratnya masih terasa, sebab dia ibu kita..
org yang paling dekat dengan kita. kita tak biasa dia tiada.kita rindu. rindu dia ada.
  tapi lama-lama nanti kita biasa dia tiada..
walaubagaimanapun, kita tetap perlu teruskan hidup
 tak mengapa..menangislah..menangisla sepuas-puasnya sayang..
 kalau itu bisa mengurangkan sedihmu. jangan lupa doa..
kirim rindu kita pada ibu kepada Allah. Dia akan sampai kan
 Insyallah.."

p/s: Al Fatihah

Angry Bird in Action

p/s: nice!

Tobat

Selepas solat maghrib. Habis baca doa, sesi salam2. tinggal je' dengan mak di ruang solat


mak: ko solat ape tadi je'?
je': solat taubat
mak: bagos anak mak. nya! ko tengok adik ko solat tobat ni hah. KO BILA LAGI NAK BERTOBAT? 
aku: zzzzzzzzzz



p/s: dah 18 ramadhan..rasa baru je datang..dah nak pergi dah...rinduuu Ya Allah

Oh Brad Pitt

Sumber cilok: FB 

Brad Pitt About His Wife : 

"My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and problems with children. 

She has lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds in her 35 years. She got very skinny, and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman.

She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the morning and got tired very quickly during the day.

Our relationship was on the verge of break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, she was poking her head, and stopped taking care of herself.

She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role. I lost hope and thought that we’ll get divorced soon…

But then I decided to act on it. After all I've got the most beautiful woman on the earth. She is the idol of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her and to hug her shoulders.

I began to pamper her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised her and pleased her every minute. I gave her lots of gifts and lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends.

You won’t believe it, but she blossomed. She became even better than before. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and she loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she CAN love that much.

And then I realized one thing: The woman is the reflection of her man.

If you love her to the point of madness, she will become it. " - Brad Pitt, A Secret of Love

p/s: Whether or not the story is true is not an issue. it could happen to anyone, but what make a difference is how you react upon it. after all, love is meant to be shared, not to be kept to oneself. so spread the love y'all! 

Shall we?

Shit happens and people fucked up

 from that we shall learn
time heals, we shall forget
and so, we move on 

In the mean time 

 lets held our hands up, 

lower your face down 

 for Allah we shall humbly pray 

"Ya Allah , please ease everything" 

santai

Sesi melenggang perut usai buka puasa...

je': kak nya kata nak pergi umrah kan aritu?

aku: hmmm..simpan duit dlu

je': je' dah simpan duit..dah bole pergi dah

aku: berape ko ade?

je': SEPLOH HENGGET

aku: esok kita pegi..ngeng!

p/s: salam ya ramadhan

Sikeret Admayerer

KES 1

'Tok..Tok..Tok' bunyi pintu office kene ketuk...

Aku: (bukak pintu)

Kak Su: Assalamualaikum..hai fariza

Aku: eh Kak.Su..waalaikummussalam (amacam..sopan tak?)

Kak Su: kita ni nak sampaikan pesan

Aku: hah pesan ape...saspen2

Kak Su: ni hah..ade org kirim salam

Aku: hah..(tiber2 rase jelita)..sape2?(nada gossip)

Kak Su: ade student i ni..setiap kali jumpa i, mesti tanya.."madam, dah sampai kan belum salam sy dekat lecturer kimia sy..sy minat sangat kat dia

Aku: laaa...student ke (ceh!)

KES 2

p/s: budak2 kecik sekarang

Kajang ke Bangi?

Azlan: ko nak balik dah ke?

Aku: ha ah

Azlan: haa baliklah..aku nak buat assignment..aduuuhhh

Aku: okeyh

Azlan: haa..ko ader kertas kajang tak??

Aku: hah??..kertas kajang takde...kertas bangi ade

Azlan: bongok




p/s: draft zaman tok kaduk..ingat lagi ko bing?

Sesungguhnya...

"Sesungguhnya Allah tidak akan menguji hambaNya, 

melebihi dari kemampuan mereka"

"Ampunkan segala dosaku, Ya Allah"

"Semoga dipermudahkan segalanya, Ya Allah"

Amin

RANDOM

Tengah dok gugel2 image waterfall cantik2 sekitar malaysia. jumpa la satu ni..memang dah berkenan sangat dah ni 

  

sekali tu dekat JAMAICA! zasssss 

p/s: i need a break! takmo kitkat!

Nasib Si Serangga

Tadi ada serangga kecil lalu lalang depan hidung

aku buat tak tahu...

dia main lagi, kali ni plak atas mulut berdekatan black holes..

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tak semena2...

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sruuuppp (bunyi sedutan  dr black holes)

hpppffftt! (hembus plak!)

kan dah..sape suruh maen dekat situ

lantas aku ambik tisu,

ape lagi!..kasi bersih la dey! ..ceh

p/s: kesian...

Merepek meraban

Manusia ni memang macam2

pelbagai kehendak dan ragam

kadang2 aku tak paham

menyampah lagi geram

perangai kau sorang2

Kau nak itu ini macam2

kamon la weh, ko ingat ko PM?

aku dah boleh nampak kita tak sehaluan

satu2 aku telan

tunggu masa tengok kau meraban

memang time tu, aku serah kat Tuhan

mungkin sudah ketentuan

Ya Tuhan, Kau berilah aku kesabaran..

Amin

Hari Abah!

Jam lagi 10 minit nak 12 malam. Tengok facebook, bersepah orang post pasal father's day. Aku pon tanya je'

"Weh je', ko apasal tak buat kad untuk abah? kan arini father's day. 

ape teruk ko ni, kesian abah amik hantar ko pergi sekolah, ko bukannya nak ingat kat abah kan"

saiko aku kepada je' tiba2..

je' sengih

"ko pergi buat kad abah sekarang!"

aku pon maen henpon lagi manakala je' akur (bunyik mcm budak dengar ckap je kan...ceh)

  

selang 15 minit....

eksaited punya pasal, dia pergi buat untuk mother's day dulu

"ko ni dah kenape hah?mother's day dah lepas"

"sabo ler..bagi sekali je senang" sengih je'

selang 15 minit....

siap!

hasil kad 15 minit je'

siap ade arahan lagi "things you must do"

pesan aku kepada je'

"nanti abah dah baca, ko amik balik gambo tu, abah tu bukan bole pecaya, kang hilang gambo berlagak ko penah pergi london tu kang..selalu kan kawan2 ko ingat ko orang asli"

"muahhahahha"

p/s: selamat hari abah, abah!we love you lah!=p

"anonymous"

lecture start pukul 8.30 pm, pukul 9.06 pm mesej masuk...

p/s: aku pun baca kuat2 bagi satu dewan dengar..muahahhaha...mintak mahap la yerr...

Lecture Slide

Persediaan untuk first kelas hari Selasa, pukul 430 petang

Isnin

10.00 pm - prepare lecture slide sambil tengok tv cina..save dalam pen drive

12.00 pm - prepare lecture slide sambil tengok citer hindustan...saved

1.30 pm - tutup laptop, tido..saved

Selasa

930 am - sampai opis

10.00 am - prepare lecture slide lagi..saved

12.00 am - prepare lecture slide sambil makan nasik tapau..saved

1.30 pm - prepare lecture slide...grrrr..saved

3.30 pm - prepare lecture slide last touch up..saved

4.00 pm - kemas laptop

430 pm - masuk lecture hall

4.35 pm - pen drive tak bawak...kepala hotak!

p/s: no comment!

Refleksi diri

Pagi tadi bangun terus ke dapur, baca bismillah teguk ayaq..kasi lawas..2 hari tak membuang rase sebu plak perut..isshh..dalam nak siap2 ke opis, mcm biasa bukak tv volume high, kasi meriah sket pagi mcm raya. sekali terbukak tv 9, siaran halaqah tajuk "macamana nak dapat jiwa tenang" mcm tu la lebih kurang..nak tukar lain tiba2 jadi segan..adeh...

Masuk bilik nak lilit tudung depan cermin. sayup2 dengar.. 

"orang yang jiwa nya tenang, selalu refleksi diri

tak sibuk dengan berita, apa lagi mengata

kita manusia, tak lari dari dosa

kalau nak tenang jiwanya..sentiasa bertaubatla hendaknya..."

p/s: rajin2 cermin2kan diri ye dik non, bukan cermin untuk lilit tudung atau pecahkan jerghawat hajer...adehh

jerghawat

jangan usik..jangan usik..jangan usik......

(selepas 10 minit)

jangan sentuh..jangan sentuh...jangan sentuh...grrrr...

(selepas 15 minit)

...pop..pop..pop..pop...

amek kau!puas hati aku!

goodbye miss jerawat and lets welcome mr parut ...huarghhhh!

p/s: (air mata menitis)

Pagi yang membahagiakan

Kejadian di gerai nasik lemak 

akak nasik lemak: ye KAK, nak ape?

pelanggan akak nasik lemak: bukan KAK la..ADIK...ADIK CANTIK...

akak nasik lemak: eh eh..silap..ye DIK..nak nasik lemak ke

aku: (kerang busuk)..ha ah kak..nasik lemak letak paru satu...(ngehhhh)

p/s: nasib tak tergolek

pain in the ass!

“Would you just stay with me?

Stay with you? What for? Look at us! We're already fighting!

Well that's what we do! We fight!
You tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass! Which you are, 99% of the time.
I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings, you have like a two-second rebound rate and you're back doing the next pain in the ass thing.

So, what?

So it's not gonna be easy, it's gonna be really hard.
 And we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I wanna do that because I want you.
I want all of you, forever.
You and me.
Everyday.”

-notebook-

p/s: love is nothing but a pain in the ass..but there u go,wanting for more!

nuffnang

harini saya rajin, lalu saya pon sign up for nuffnang. mane tau dapat banyak duit, bole buat beli rumah..ceh

p/s: weh..kenapa ads nuffnang tu ade kat atas daaa..lantak!

Mau Kurus?

Okey ini random

10 SEBAB ASAS KURUS BOLEBLAH

1) Takde duit

2) Takde duit

3) Takde duit

4) Takde duit

5) Takde duit

6) Takde duit

7) Takde duit

8) Takde duit

9) Takde duit

10) Determination kuat

Oiii! Kenapa list kau tu mcmtu? sabar bang..biar sy cerita. 

Senang. bila kau takde duit, kau makan untuk hidup, bukan hidup untuk makan. bila kau ade duit, kau mula meraban, beli itu, beli ini sebab kau mampu. kalau duit takde, kau mungkin makan sehari sekali, tapi kalau ade duit, pantang perut kau berbunyi, kau sumbat macam2 nak dekat 18 kali sehari. mungkin boleh kau tahan makan secara extreme, tak payah gebang, kau sendiri tahu berapa lama je boleh tahan (melainkan ada sebab no 10). bila tak tahan lagi, kau bukan saja makan, tapi kategori melantak..kenapa kau melantak sebab kau ade duit..see! tak payah komplen makan makanan berlemakla, berkarbo la, berajinomoto la..balik pada isu aku cakap tadi, u wont be buying those foods if u dont have the money to spend in the first place.

Sebab no 10 tu sebenarnya aku nak kick-out. tapi pikir2 balik, logiknya tetap ade. orang kata, nak kurus kena exercise and jaga makan as in diet. yer betul. tapi 2 hari jer ko jaga makan and exercise. seterusnya ko bantai 'makanan sihat' macam biasa. ko stop eksesais. so ape jadik diet tadi..gedebusshhh ke jamban. makanya disini, strong determination is essential because then only ul be disciplined and it takes a lot of hard work to accomplish. so aku tak suka. sebab definitely im not that type of person and that is why u are at no 10 bebeh! .ngengenge

p/s: mcm sekarang ni..tadi aku dah janji tanak makan sebab nak start diet. tapi sekarang aku lapar. vroooom2....lapar kfc la plak...hancur!

p/s lagi : Definisi kurus boleblah: tidak ada lemak terbonjol di atas pingang seluar.